slimeghost2003:

how am i supposed to wipe my ass with this?



Crown too heavy like the Queen Nefertiti.



dopematters:

Nailed it!



chickensnack:

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM



soap-fetish:

If you want a girl with a booty but you can’t handle a little tummy then you can get right the fuck outta my face



harrysbroadshoulders:

*slips into the lava*

*tries to keep from going under*

You: *turns temperature hotter*

*burns up*

*burns up*

*for you baby*



peribacasi:

just ordered these funky vegan glosses from FierceMagenta  



Title: With You
Artist: Jessica Simpson
Played: 5543 times

herspanic:

agrandmiscalculation:

Jessica Simpson || With You

*sits under the willow tree & writes in diary*