wow i should really go to bed now before i die tomorrow 

by3

i already know that im going to be over dresses to the 1d concert because of the .0000001% chance that one of the boys spots my outfit in a sea of puffy paint and white t-shits and is just like “daaaaaang” 

vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil

im only thirsty for celebrities and people I will almost never meet 

praising my lord and savior jesus christ for spell check on just about everything on the internet 

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

butthurtbandboys:

[louis tomlinson voice] OH FOR GOD’S SAKE NIALL

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land